This cat may or may not be an accurate representation of me.I'm a 17 year old who has a disinterest in most common interests, stands almost irrationally within reason, discusses until the very end of an argument, is traditionally against tradition (if not the idea thereof), and is too lazy to say anything useful.
A Bored Teenager with an Internet Connection.
FÜNF
I love you.
Oh my god.
I LOVE LANGUAGE JOKES
I should not be laughing anywhere near as much as I am.
indesperateneedofatimemachine:
My teachers started the year apologising to us about Michael Gove and exam boards. Welcome to the British education system.
1)At the beginning of this year I was going GCSE English Language and iGCSE English Literature, and then some fuck up occurred and I had to do GCSE English and iGCSE English…
oh just you wait until A-Levels. It’s harder, you cover more of it in more detail and your year is likely to have the entire AS&A2 put into one module that will be examined in ONE exam at the end of the two years.
Oh and you can still do AS - but you have to do that as a separate qualification for a year. And then if you want to follow on to get an A-Level, you have to do the 2 year course anyway, covering the AS stuff again.
[Apologies that it gets political] By the way, the person you can blame for this is Michael Gove. The person you can blame for him being in this position is David Cameron. The people you can blame for that: Conservative Voters. There is not a good thing that the Conservatives have done for us that I have seen so far - every single fucking thing has a negative impact and has not helped the majority of the population. AND HE PUT GEORGE OSBOURNE IN CHARGE OF THE NATIONAL ECONOMY WHAT THE FUCK
Zea requested rebloggable format.
OMG
IT’S BACK
IT’S FUCKING BACK
This is hilarious.
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Oh my God I was going to reblog just for the gifs and THEN I saw the tag
Things I’m going to cosplay when I’m like 50.
(Source: freecocaine, via dvyumm)
So you know how there’s that post saying how people should invent birth control for men? (Take bullets out of a gun, not put on a bullet proof best) Well here it is. If some of you had actually researched it for like, 5mins, you would’ve actually found it.
Here’s the link:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2012/04/03/male-birth-control-reversible_n_1400708.html
To put it simply, the whole procedure takes about 15mins and lasts 10 years with a 100% success rate.
After an anesthetic, there’s an injection of some sperm-killing gel (Vasal Gel) into the male vas deferens. If the guy wants it reversed, he can get another shot which does that.
So, spread the word or something, but here it is.
How this post hasn’t gone viral by now is fucking beyond me.
(via dvyumm)
Be careful what you wish for.
Wow what I never realized the colors were inverted
You’d think I would have noticed that
That’s the point. The world Coraline lives in is supposed to be boring and gray, but the people are what give it life and purpose. In the Other Mother’s world the people are plastic puppets where she pulls the strings because it presumably changes for every child she takes, but the world around them is bright and colorful for the purpose of enticing the children to stay… before they notice the inhabitants are nothing but dust.
that was deep
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